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[Jul. 20th, 2005|02:40 pm] |
"The Dolls regrouped in 2004 at the urging of Morrissey, who was the president of the group's fan club during its heyday. An early comeback show yielded the CD/DVD "The Return of the New York Dolls: Live From Royal Festival Hall 2004," which Morrissey released on his Attack imprint via Sanctuary."
does anyone else find it weird that morrissey, of all people, was/ is the president of the new york dolls fan club............... i dont know... but i think thats really strange..... |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2005|03:59 am] |
For the benefit of Mr. Kent katovich
The Mushuganas
Knife of Simpson
Sweet Stash
Super Matics
The Textbook Committee (GBV set)
Vulture (formerly Christpuncher)
Bottom Lounge
3206 N. Wilton - Chicago
Sunday, July 3rd.
5:00 p.m. sharp. $10
*It's July 3rd, you don't have to work on Monday. Please come on out and help a friend. Bottom Lounge is at Belmont and Wilton, right by the CTA Redline stop at Belmont.
ALL AGES!!
EVERYONE should go to this........ tell everyone you know....... repost this every where........ make ALL your friends go....... |
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| go to this show.... |
[Jun. 24th, 2005|09:12 pm] |
hey, this is a benifit show for my brother, kent....... all i have to say about it is, that if you dont go, we are SERIOUSLY not friends anymore, unless you have a DAMN good reason..... so yea, you all better be there..... besides what do you have thats better to do??
Fuck the Alamo: THE SHOW!
For the benefit of Mr. Kent
The Mushuganas
Knife of Simpson
Sweet Stash (arrivals)
Super Matics
The Textbook Committee (Guided By Voices set)
Vulture (formerly Christpuncher)
Bottom Lounge
3206 N. Wilton - Chicago
Sunday, July 3rd.
5:00 p.m. sharp. $10 |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 23rd, 2005|07:49 pm] |
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average .. of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average .. of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average .. of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
Average .. of erections per day for a man: 11
Average .. of erections during the night: 9
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE. Examples:
oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 19th, 2005|10:45 pm] |
ive been researching cancer/ sarcoma hardcore......... its looking like Tijuana..... they have so many options there.... and it seems like alot of the people who survived this shit went to the clinics there...... itll be like 3 months, and alot of money, well worth it though....
i need to go shopping tomorrow..... i have a list of a bunch of vitamins, and foods, that have nutrients/vitamins/acids helpful in fighting cancer.... b17, thats the best one... |
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| wow......... |
[Jun. 15th, 2005|03:51 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  numb | ] |
i need friends who are actually up at 3:45 in the morning...... that way id have something to do other than watching true romance, and the young guns movies...... |
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| today........ |
[Jun. 14th, 2005|10:24 pm] |
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~kent missed his doctor appointment, soooooo......
~i worked on my jewelry, for hours
~practiced making a "baubag"....im getting paid $10 for each one i make........
~worked on clothes with schmutz hardcore, for the renegade craft fair.....
~got deserted at the fabric store....... picked out fabrics for the baby blanket, and teddy bear for my nephew.......
~went to the wellness house.. wellness center... kent NEEDED to go.... i went with for the hell of it....
soo, scott and i are going to canada in two weeks... i cant wait... were gonna get smashed and go to strip clubs..... and gamble, which is part of the reason im making so much stuff... so i cant sell it/ get paid..... so excited.....
rosies birthday is this thursday!!!!!!!!! (just so none of you forget....) |
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| r.i.p. flash.... |
[Jun. 13th, 2005|12:45 am] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | smiths | ] |
my dog flash died yesterday... ive had him since i was 7..... too sad. |
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| friday....... |
[Jun. 5th, 2005|10:36 pm] |
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i went to see judas priest........ i swear it was probably the best show ive ever been to....... rob halford was fucking amazing!!!!! for the encore he rode a motorcycle out on stage, and they played hellbent for leather, living after midnight, and you got another thing coming.........amazing. |
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| this is outrageous....... |
[May. 24th, 2005|02:16 pm] |
http://www.samsung.com/my/products/gsm/gsm/sgh_a400.asp
gee, i wonder who thought this one up...... a bunch of ass hole men who think they know what women need/ want??? now, im not a feminist at all, by any means... but this is just pushing it a bit to far...." Calculate the amount of calories burnt for doing daily work like cooking" wow. thats all i can say.... wow. |
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| i suck........ |
[May. 12th, 2005|10:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
so as of late ive been feeling..... hmmm, i dont know... under the weather (?????)... but when i feel like so, i buy things... making me feel not so bad.... which, yea, i know is completely lame, and such a girl thing of me to do, but what can i say?
anyway here is a list of things ive bought thus far.....
~movies~
* pump up the volume
* young guns 2 (i cant find the first one anywhere and its driving me crazy)
* freeway
* the lost boys ( i actually already had this, just not on dvd)
* the hunger (this movie totally rocks!!!! its got david bowie AND bauhaus in it)
* tales from the darkside
~records~
* cheap trick- dream police
* ELO- ole elo
* ELO- A new world record
* xanadu soundtrack
* nazareth- malice in wonderland
* rod stewart- a night on the town
* cyndi lauper- shes so unusual
* beach boys- best of
* the cars
* CCR- cosmos factory
* the j. geils band- freeze frame
* blue oyster cult- some enchanted evening
* 38 special- tour de force
* the monkees
* bruce springsteen- born in the usa
* bruce springsteen- born to run
* the outlaws
* cat stevens- numbers
* chicago- II
* chicago- V
* chicago-VI
* chicago- VIII
* chicago- X
* queen & david bowie- under pressure 7"
* belinda carlisle- mad about you 7"
* heart- this man is mine 7"
~books~
* fables of aesop
* predators (a collection of short stories)
* other people- martin amis
* about a boy- nick hornby
~other stuff~
* cinderella- once apon a... CD
* billy idol- whiplash smile
* yeba mate set... (comes w/ mate + bombilla + tea)
* new cell phone
* guns n roses pajama pants
* gnr blanket
* hair clippers |
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| NOFX |
[May. 11th, 2005|08:47 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | lori meyers | ] |
hey, who here remembers when 'punk in drublic' was their favorite album?????? i know it was everyones favorite at one point.... at least thats the conclusion we (me and all the random people here) came to tonight........ you know, when you were like fourteen, and wore the same clothes everyday.... "punk as fuck"...... the simplicity of it all gets to me........ ehhhhhh...... |
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[May. 5th, 2005|06:01 pm] |
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so yea..... yesterday i signed all the papers from the lawyer...and i officially get all my stuff back from my mom's house on may 14....... im not actually allowed to go there, neither is my bro or dad so were getting a bunch of biker guys to move all our shit....... thank god for amy's mom!!!! that old bag is going to shit herself......... ehhh... it just sucks that pat and i had to go through an attorney to get OUR things... pretty sad..... |
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